Eliot's version of the "teddy bear picnic" song

Once there was a magical elf,
that lived in a rainbow tree.

He lived downstairs from a flatuleint dwarf,
tht was constantly having to pee.

One day the elf could take no more,

So he went and banged on
the rude dwarf's door.

And what do you know,
they suddenly both got married.

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"Bear Picnic" (from open season)

If you go out in the woods today,
you're sure of a big surprise!

If you go out in the woods today,
you'd better go in disguise!

For every bear that ever there was,
will gather there because,

Today's the day the teddy bears have
their picnic.

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